CONTENTS: Introduction Poetry A Nauseous Nocturne I Made a Big Decision... Christmas Eve Snow Sculptures Some Snow Sculptures More Snow Sculptures Even More Snow Sculptures Fun Strips Susie the Alien Calvin the A Student Monster Bath More Brains the Easy Way Lecture Torture State of Denial Dino Treat The Great Fall GROSS Meeting Itch Operation Kapow Calvin on the Moon Moral Law Seeing in Perspective Seeing in Another Perspective Rocket Ski Sci-fi Story Doodle